6:00 pm Saturday, December 20, 2008Festive Dress Encouraged! Schroeder’s Restaurant, rear dining room, 240 Front Street. SF Financial District, 2 blocks north of Market, between California and Sacramento Streets. Use California Street cable car, or BART/MUNI Embarcadero stop. Parking on street or at nearby garage. Restaurant and bar remain open after meeting.
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Muslim
Tissa Hami is one funny lady but the rest of us will deny we
know her if we're pulled over by the cops. She holds Bachelor's and
Master's degrees in international affairs from Ivy League universities. Her
parents are thrilled that she is using her expensive education to pursue a
career in comedy. People who disapprove of her act will be taken hostage. |
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Buddhist
Sammy Obeid's last name is pronounced like the past tense of “obey.”
Sammy obeyed his parents and went to UC Berkeley. Three weeks later, he
was a Buddhist. Go figure! Sammy earned a degree in Applied Mathematics
with a concentration in Probability Theory—thus explaining why he still
lives with his parents. Working as a part time math teacher, he
calculates that, with high probability, he will be able to afford his
own place by March 2011, and a girlfriend by June 2060. |
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Hindu
Tapan Trivedi hails from India where they worship all manner of
elephant headed, multi armed gods. He is interested in Christianity.
While traveling in America's south he read the whole Bible, one
billboard at a time. |
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Christian
John Ross’ life began at conception. Unfortunately, while God was
weaving his soul together in the womb, his mother decided to squirt a
little heroin into the DNA, deeming him “California’s First Methadone
Addicted Baby!” 14 years later John found Jesus. He’s been a drug-free
Jesus Fanatic ever since. |
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Atheist
Keith Lowell Jensen always wanted to be a minority. Despite his
skill at being oppressed he was unable to pass for black. He wasn't
willing to do what was necessary to be gay. So he traded his soul and
became a member of the most hated minority of all, the atheists. |
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6:00 pm Saturday, December 20, 2008 ... Don't Miss It! |
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Mark
your calendars! Our 2008 Winter Solstice Party promises
to be our biggest and best yet. We've arranged a much larger expansion of
our usual meeting space at Schroeder's for our December 20
bash. Mingle and celebrate with fellow freethinkers, hear our
end-of-year review, watch Dave Kong present the
annual American Atheists California awards. Then get
ready for some guaranteed gut-busting comedy entertainment
delivered by a Christian, a Buddhist, a Muslim, a Hindu, and an
Atheist too! We are proud to host a return engagement of the
